Wall-e is the new feel-good film from Disney and Pixar (one wonders if they actually plan to use films like it to take over the world – no, hang on, hear me out on this one, surely no-one would be able to resist the rise of Micheal Eisner if they’re all over themselves blubbering over the feelings of what is, let’s face it, a bunch of pixels on a bloomin’ cinema screen). The essential premise of the film is that humans have made the planet inhabitable because of pollution and rubbish all over the place (I think they took a look at my bedroom for inspiration) and made these robots to clean it all up while they jetted across space stuffing themselves on doughnuts (not me this time – I prefer chocolate eclairs) and getting fat.
While the film tries to tie itself in with the current finger-wagging, media-bandwagon’d “concern” for global warming and general eco-goodness, I don’t think the film makers intended for the film’s plot – passing on responsibility to look after the planet to a robot to escape the hard work of doing it ourselves – to be used as a basis for government policy (aside from the whole taking-over-the-earth-through-making-us-all-crybabies thing).
So I can’t help but not draw parraells between Wall-E and the government’s plans to build “Eco-towns”, which might be unlawful if the Local Government Association have got anything to do with it.
There are two aims, according to the plans.
First, we need to build lots more housing to cope with a growing, fitter (apparently) and aging population. This is true. (The trick here is to make sure that people can, y’know, actually afford such new housing.)
Second, we need to make housing more envirochummy. This is also true.
So, rather than saying “We’ll make all new housing genuinely affordable by re-introducing council housing and making sure that all homes are re-fitted to make them envirochummy” which might be the clever thing to do, they’ve decided that they’re going to pritty much abandon current housing stock in the cities change their emphasis and build new “Eco-towns” in the Country.
Apart from my noted concern for Cows (magnificent creatures that they are), I can’t say I blame the LGA for turning round and saying “Gert Orf Moy Laaand”.
There’s already lots of land being underused that could be redeveloped for housing. CCHQ, for example. Having lived pritty much in the countryside for the best part of last year, I can start to appreciate that perhaps building over existing greenfield might not be such a good idea.
They say that the Amazon rainforest is the “Earth’s Lungs”. Our countryside is sort of like Britain’s lungs. Except they’re the set of lungs of a country which has smoked 40 Lambert & Butler for the past thirty-plus years. And on the verge of emphaysima. And a bit asthmatic. Still, lungs nonetheless.
So, rather than making envirochummyness someone else’s responsibility, mabye the State should look in the cities and start cleaning them up first.
The debate over nuclear power seems to have caused a little debate, and Leftwing Criminologist is perhaps correct to pull me up on my lack of response to the debate thus far. It isn’t rooted in a fear of debate, but simply through lack of time.
It’s one of my new year’s resolutions to be a bit greener. I don’t own a car, but I am going to try to recycle properly (especially as there is a recycling thingy just down the road), cut down on electric consumption – you know, the sort of thing that might have the middle class environmentalist crowd drooling and patting me on the back for. Hopefully I’ll save some dough, too.
When I was a kid, everybody had these poppa-pants. Don’t laugh; they were the height of fashion in Salford when I was 13. For those of you who don’t know, poppa-pants had poppers (not that kind) down the sides of the legs, which popped open and split the leg open when released. When my mum finally bought me some, the first thing the other kids did was to repeatedly open then up. I learned a valuable lesson because of those pants.
Trust consumer capitalism to scrape the barrell. If there is an opportunity to make money out of it, they will. There’s currently some ho-har over Naomi Klein’s new book on “disaster capitalism”. In Britain, we don’t need natural disasters for money making opportunities; we have asylum seekers for that.